Let's be honest here, dudes. We're totally screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We procrastinate. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys know about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No time for wimps here, only those who need it all. We're talking about getting down and feeling every fiber of the experience.
- Ignore that lame stuff you’ve been reading.
- This where the real fun is.
- Get what you deserve: a wild, unforgettable night.
You're not begging. We’re just offering you the truth.
fellas: Dude Nail You know Fucking ASAP
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Delay around with Small talk, just Hit that already. I'm Wet and website waiting for you to Get down and dirty.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Dude! This Bunch of Assholes {Want to Fuck Me|Think They Can Have Their Way With Me
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Get the Message. I've been trying to Make it Clear, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyCreepy.
- I Really Need To Call the Police.
- For Real| This is getting Out of Hand.
Honestly, I just want to Live My Life in Quiet! Is that too much to ask?
Let's Fire this Hell Lit
Tonight, we're gonna turn it up. I'm talking about a night you won't forget. We gotta raise hell and go bananas. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will keep us moving.
We're gonna rage all night long. So, are you ready to get down??
Let's make this a night to remember.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- A few drinks will clear things up.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.